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Story Credits Mel Brooks Movie Site |
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Images Sounds Main Page |
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Story Credits Mel Brooks Movie Site |
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Prince John: And why should the people listen to you? Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.  104k |
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Broomhilde: Achtung! No dingding without the Wedding ring! 45k |
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Ahchoo: Time out! 'cuse me, badguys, I'm running out of air. Gotta get pumped. OK, honkies, Time in!! 184k |
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Robin Hood: Too-ta-loo. Au revior. Auf weidesen. Ciao. Ding dow dai. 80k |
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Ahchoo: Damn, white men can't jump. 40k |
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Prince John: Check please, Table one. 28k |
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Ahchoo: Hey, wait a minute, Robin. You said that... Robin: Cool it. Ahchoo: Chill. 72k |
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Will: What pray, sir, is a circumcision? Rabbi: Oh, it's the latest rage. The ladies love it. Will: Well, I want one. Little John: Oh, I'll take two. Ahchoo: Hey, put me down, too. I get one. 104k |
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Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done? Rabbi: It's a snap. I take my little machine, I take your little thing. See? I put it into this little hole here, and nip the tip. Merry Men: Ahhhhh! Rabbi: Who's first? Little John: I changed me mind. Ahchoo: I forgot, man, I already got one. Blinkin: Question. 260k |
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Maid Marian: I'm so happy. They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest. Robin Hood: An archery contest? Maid Marian: Their archer is unbeatable. Robin Hood: Really? Maid Marian: Robin, promise you won't go. Robin Hood: Alright. I promise you won't go. Maid Marian: Thank you. 220k |
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I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand and put them in my pocket. 80k |
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Dungeon Attendant: Ah, hello, hello, welcome, welcome to your dungeon! 61k |
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Robin Hood: Lend me your ears! 93k |
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Prince John: Funny, very amusing. 54k |
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Robin Hood: Fighting with King Richard in the Crusades. Unfortunately my father couldn't get me into the National Guard. Soldiers: Oohhhh! Sherrif: How....dare you talk to me in that fashion. Who are you? 160k |
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Robin Hood: Blinkin, what are you doing up there? Blinkin: Guessing?? I guess no one's coming. 120k |
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Sherrif: Over that boy hand! God!! Hand over that boy! 100k |
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We're men, we're men in tights We roam around the forest looking for fights We're men, We're men in tights We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right We may look like sissies But watch what you say, or else we'll put out your lights We're men, we're men in tights Always on guard defending the people's rights La, la, la, ....etc We're men, manly men, we're men in tights Yeah! We roam around the forest looking for fights We're men, we're men in tights We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right We may look like pansies But don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights We're men, we're men in tights, tight tights Always on guard defending the people's rights When you're in a fix, call for the men in tights We're Butch!! 888k |
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Prince John: To tell you the truth, this guy is starting to get on my nerves! 52k |
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Sheriff: Sire, I have news! Prince John: And what sort of news do you have? Not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. The day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep. I had a good BM. I don't want to hear any bad news. Now, what type of news is it? Sheriff: Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad. 260k |
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Prince John: I knew it! I knew it was bad news. Huh! Wait a minute. I have an idea. Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound so bad. Sheriff: The bad....the bad news in a good way. Uh, huh. Yes, yes I can do that. The bad news in a good...good way. Um, yeah, well, here it goes. 272k |
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Prince John: I hope it's worth the noise! Ugh! 64k |
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Robin Hood: Good riddance to bad rubbish. 35k |
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Dungeon Attendant: And if there is anything you require, please don't hesitate to scream. (screams) Coming! We're so busy. 100k |
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Sheriff: A chastity belt? Ugh! That's going to chafe my willy. 68k |
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Robin Hood: And I say we fight back! Are you with me? Yea or nay? Merry Man: Which one means yes? Robin Hood: Yea. Townspeople: Yea!!! 139k |