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Leo: Let's assume just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max: Assume away.
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Max: Go to desk. Answer telephone. Bialystock and Bloom. Bialystock and Bloom.
Bialystock and Bloom. Bialystock and Bloom. God dag pur day. Bialystock and Bloom. God dag pur day. Bialystock and Bloom. God day pur day.
Max: Nice girl.
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Leo: My blanket! My blue blanket! Gimme my blue blanket! Oohhhh! Aaaahh! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Max: Here, here, here. Don't cry! Don't cry!
Leo: Aahhhh. I'm sorry. I don't like people touching my blue blanket. It's not important, it's a minor compulsion, I can deal with it if I want to.
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LSD: Hey, man, you're a German!
Soldier: We are all Germans.
LSD: That's right! Oh! That means we cannot attack Germany!
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Max: What's the matter with you?
Leo: I'm hysterical! I'm having hysteria 'cuz I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this! I can't stop! I'm hysterical!
(sound of water being poured)
Leo: I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet! I'm in pain! And I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical! No, no, no, don't hit, don't hit, it doesn't help! It only increases my sense of danger.
Max: What can I do? What can I do? You're getting me hysterical!
Leo: Go away, go away, you frighten me!
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Leo: Where's my share? Where's Leo Bloom's share? I want, I want, I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
Max: Leo, say you'll do it!
Leo: I'll do it, by God, I'll do it!
Max: He'll do it! He'll do it!
Leo: I'm Leo Bloom. I'm me! I can do whatever I want. It doesn't matter! I'm Leo Bloom!
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Franz: This is not good...they are not killing you. Don't you understand? You must die. Will you cooperate?
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LSD: Love power. I'm talking about love power.
The power of a sweet flower is gonna rule the earth.
And there'll be a great rebirth.

Love is a flower that is fine.
When I'm walkin' with my darlin' and we're holding hands,
and life is fine, 'cause she understands.
'A walking down the sunny street
givin' pretty flowers to the people that we meet.

And I give a flower to the big fat cop,
he takes his club and he beats me up.
I give a flower to the garbage man,
he stuffs my girl in the garbage can.
And I give it to the landlord, when the rent comes 'round.
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down.
It goes into the sewer with the yuck running through her,
And it runs into the river that we drink.
Hey world, you stink!

Ah, man it's later than you think
Girl you got just one more chance.
Come on baby, while I dance.

Love, love power.
I'm talking 'bout love power
The power of a little flower.
You don't think 'bout no little flowers,
Oh no, all you think about is guns.
If everybody in the world today had a flower instead of a gun,
there would be no wars. There would be one big smell-in.
Just the flowers. Hey, man, a flower.
A flower. What you do to my flower, man?
You hurt it, like everything else.
Everything else. Flowers.
Max: That's our Hitler!!!!
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Leo: Ahhhhh... I glanced at your books I noticed...
Max: 28 seconds. You're running out of time. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Leo: Mr. Bialystock, I cannot function under these conditions. You're making me extremely nervous.
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Max: Other men sail through life. Bialystock has struck a reef!
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Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where, Oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me.
And now it's..

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on, Germans, go into your dance

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goosestep's the new step today
bombs falling from the skies again
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to WAR!

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Franz: Ya!
Hey, what can I do for you?
Franz: You will please be unconscious?
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