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Story Credits Mel Brooks Movie Site |
| History of the World, Part 1 Sounds |
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Moses: Hear me! Oh, Hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen (crash)...Oy! ten, ten commandments for all to obey!  147k |
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Madame DeFarge: In the name of the people of France! France! Madame DeFarge: France! 675k |
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King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king! 26k |
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King Louis XVI: Everything's so green! 50k |
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God: Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me? Moses: Yes! I hear you, I hear you. A deaf man could hear you. God: What? Moses: Nothing. Forget it. 126k |
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The WHOLE Spanish Inquisition song. This is HUGE!!! 8.3 Meg, 7 minutes long!! 'nuff said! 8.3 Meg |
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Emperor Nero: Bring me a small lyre. Officer: A small liar, small liar Liar: I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I wasn't even there! I was at a friend's house! The check is in the mail! Emperor Nero: Not that kind of liar! Take him out! Officer: What? Emperor Nero: Get him outta here! Officer: Oh. Get him out! Take him out! 336k |
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Soldier: Move that miserable piece of shit! 55k |
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Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the pissboy. King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit! 59k |
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Senator: Oh, fellow Members of the Roman Senate, hear me! Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose, and build decent housing for the poor? How does the Senate vote? Senators: Fuck the poor! Senator: Good. 332k |
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Soldier 1: Do you care if it falls? Soldier 2: What? Soldier 1: The Roman Empire. Soldier 2: Fuck it. Soldier 1: Hee hee hee. 190k |
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Commander: You men, go northward, you go southward. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle. 132k |