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History of the World, Part 1 Sounds

Moses: Hear me! Oh, Hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen (crash)...Oy! ten, ten commandments for all to obey!

Madame DeFarge: In the name of the people of France!
Madame DeFarge: France!

King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king!

King Louis XVI: Everything's so green!

God: Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?
Moses: Yes! I hear you, I hear you. A deaf man could hear you.
God: What?
Moses: Nothing. Forget it.

The WHOLE Spanish Inquisition song.
This is HUGE!!! 8.3 Meg, 7 minutes long!!
'nuff said!
8.3 Meg

Emperor Nero: Bring me a small lyre.
Officer: A small liar, small liar
Liar: I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I wasn't even there! I was at a friend's house! The check is in the mail!
Emperor Nero: Not that kind of liar! Take him out!
Officer: What?
Emperor Nero: Get him outta here!
Officer: Oh. Get him out! Take him out!

Soldier: Move that miserable piece of shit!

Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the pissboy.
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!

Senator: Oh, fellow Members of the Roman Senate, hear me! Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose, and build decent housing for the poor? How does the Senate vote?
Senators: Fuck the poor!
Senator: Good.

Soldier 1: Do you care if it falls?
Soldier 2: What?
Soldier 1: The Roman Empire.
Soldier 2: Fuck it.
Soldier 1: Hee hee hee.

Commander: You men, go northward, you go southward. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle.

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